Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A little Irish Mormon humor. Ok, relax. Just laugh.

A Mormon & an Irishman

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

(this great joke brought to you by Karla! thank you)

8 comments:

Nene said...

Yes, this cracked me up!

Tasha said...

LOl, Awesome!

Cheryl J. said...

You are hilarious :-) It was nice to see you in Relief Society today...REALLY!

shelbell said...

Oooohhh! Racy! Hehehehe. Fun blog just thought I'd check and see what you were up to via Brandy J.'s. Hope your great,
Michelle Reitz:)

J.A.K said...

We're glad that we found your blog! We'd love to keep in touch with you and you with us. If you'd like to be invited to our blog let us know... jaksampson@gmail.com

Jason & Ann Sampson

I am Just One Mom said...

Glad to hear from you Jason and Ann! Some day soon I think your parents will be returning to Zion!

Sacha said...

Laughing!!!!

Sheri said...

SO FUNNY! I haven't blogged for a year or so. This was the first trinket I read! Made my day--even my Sunday!!